Christmas Cunt

During the winter when a woman begins to "let herself go". She will grow out all body hair especially that of the vaginal area during this period a man will resort to self-pleasure to avoid Carpet Burn.

"I was in the mood but then she came at me with that Christmas Cunt"

by Middle aged middle white male November 09, 2018

christmas snow

Getting ass fucked by a retarded elf.

Christmas snow makes me horny.

by Pom Fucker May 01, 2022

Christmas Time

The space time flux experienced during the 2 to 4 week prior to Christmas. For young children, time seems to slow down. For the parents of said children it seems to speed up.

Little Jimmy: 2 more weeks of Christmas Time, how can I wait that long?

Jimmy's Mom and Dad: Ahh! We only have 2 more weeks of Christmas time to buy all of toys for the kids!!

by AzureBlue November 23, 2009

Christmas Streamer

A string of Holiday Cheer sprayed liberally over exposed skin.

Nathan knew that George was a bit of a Srcooge, until he left a 'Christmas Streamer' across his eager face

by fi70 December 27, 2009

Christmas present

Also known as a gunt.

That girl should wrap up that Christmas present she's carrying.

by Chad March 15, 2005

Christmas Ham

The act of fist-pounding during christmas or making a fist bump over something Christmas related.

Person 1:You're going to get the newest{insert game series name here}? CHRISTMAS HAM!

Action: *fist bump now*

Person 1 & 2: YEAH!!

by Mr6507 December 28, 2010

Christmas Tree

(n.) Slag.
(n.) Female who likes to open her legs often.

"That girl keeps her legs in the shape of a Christmas tree all year long."

or

"That bitch is Christmas!"

by Ox Vox April 06, 2008