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Taylor Macfee 

The amazing and perfect bassist for Never Shout Never, Eatmewhileimhot!, and Sounding the Silence. He also has the best mustache in the world and is a very sweet guy.
Girl 1: Did you see that cool guy with an epic mustache that plays bass in Never Shout Never!?
Girl 2: Yeah! That's Taylor Macfee!
Taylor Macfee by sally smiles November 26, 2011

Taylor Swiftboat 

To write a song about an ex-boyfriend with obvious references to his identity and wrongdoing.
"Maddie totally Taylor Swiftboated Danny at the talent show."

"How do you know it was Danny?"

"The song was called 'Homeroom Skank Behind the Bleachers on my Birthday.'"

"That title is awfully specific. "
Taylor Swiftboat by SaucyMcMuffin September 26, 2014

Taylor Swifted 

To receive a boost in ratings, sales or moral standing as a result of someone publicly being a cock to you.
Person A: Did you see Conan ripping on Zucker last night?

Person B: Yeah—hilarious! And I never even watched his show before this week.

Person A: Ha— turns out Leno being a diva totally backfired, and now Conan's been Taylor Swifted.
Taylor Swifted by FMTPO January 16, 2010

Taylor Schilling 

she's the most adorable and beautiful actress I've ever seen omfg
Taylor Schilling is so good as an actress
Taylor Schilling by bitch idk August 16, 2018

Taylor's Law

Banks and corporates have a nasty habit of using buzzwords to promote their product in a way start-ups never do. As such Simon Taylor (host of the Fintech Insider podcast) noted, there is an inversely proportional relationship between how many Buzzwords (AI, Machine Learning and Blockchain) a bank uses, and how good their product is.

Taylor's law: The amount of times you mention AI, ML or Blockchain in your product is inversley proportional to how good it is
Damn that press release from BIG BANK sure proves Taylor's Law. Did you see the amount of times they said AI?
Taylor's Law by AListener May 31, 2019

Taylor Stevens 

Taylor is your local flea boy . Hair is very nappy and curly . It has a whole bunch a fleas and they jump around too much . He is very ugly . Has pimples . Play too much and annoying . He always gets rejected .