rock spider

A term for a prisoner sent to jail for pedophelia or pedophelia within a jail.

Most often used to insult teachers or those of older generations who are do not know what this is.

Geesh, Mr Brown is such a rock spider!

by Celeste December 15, 2004

Clock Spider

The lord of all spiders. Bigger than Most wall clocks. He has supernatural powers and makes a very loud PFIIRRRT shrieking sound before it strikes.

The spider found behind the wall clock of a LUEser. Go to gamefaqs.com and the LUE message board for a picture.

by Ryan Clockspyder August 18, 2003

Spider Hiney

Itchy ass. What happens when you insufficiently wipe your dirty buttocks. The itch feels like you have tiny little spiders running inside your hiney hole.

"Dude, get your hand out of your ass!"
"Sorry, I can't. I've got massive spider hiney."
"Ewwww...."

by Purple Helmet September 23, 2005

spider porn

Pornographic material dealing with spiders and/or people/spiders/etc. It is most commonly seen being viewed by mewg/m00g/or m00gzipie (or any other combination) and they tend to get very defensive if bothered.

Friend: Hey m00g what yew dewin??
M00G:Lewking at spider porn!! Leave me alone! *shoots webbing*

by TheHoFrumPa July 27, 2008

Ace of Spades

A girl with an ace body, but a face that looks like its been hit by a spade.

Friend 1: Mate she's definitely an ace of spades!
Friend 2: But i'd tap that!

by China_man November 1, 2009

spider loc

probly the coolest g-unit member and he is definetly hardcore

that nigga spider loc is da shit

by ß¡¬¬¥ June 4, 2005

Spider

A convertible, usually of the make of Ferrari or Porsche.

Ferrari convertibles include the F355 Spider and the 360 Spider.

Porsche convertibles include the 550 Spyder.

by EJL March 14, 2004