log splitter

to squat over a person's face & take a crap, the turd splitting across the bridge of the nose

I ran into Colby the other day & greeted him with a log splitter

by dhard-as-hell September 22, 2003

Dick Split

When a female takes a tampon from her purse and shoves in to a males bonner constintly until the bonner splits and starts bleeding

I just gave my boyfriend a dick split

by IHaveThePower June 1, 2011

Split the Seam

The act of describing to friends what you would do to an attractive girl that is bent over in public.

Friend: Hey it's that hot girl we saw the other day.

Me: I just want to Split the Seam right now.

by ThisSecretNinja July 28, 2010

splitscreen

A splitscreen is a phenomenon caused by being confused by two members of the opposite (or same) sex.

For example, liking two girls and being confused as to which one to pursue.

"Shit man, I'm lying here in bed, and I got a splitscreen."
"I keep thinking about this splitscreen."
"Chloe and Katy have given me a splitscreen."

by Splitscreen October 14, 2009

splitsie

To split and share in a friendly manner especially with pizza

Jamie and Ellie splitsied the pizza Jacob brought them.

by Jamaroobee March 20, 2016

samana split

A sexual position where the man lays on his side while the girl lays on her back. The man lays perpendicular to the girl, hold one leg to his chest and holding her other leg in a figure 4 with his legs.

I samana split her and she came instantly.

by Murican Eagle October 16, 2015

Hit 'n' split

to have sex with a person and leave before they notice...

i just had to hit 'n' split she was that ugly

by myspaceeeee addict April 19, 2009