Slipper Socks

Socks that are slippers. Only the Badass people have the audacity to wear these on a Saturday Night In.
Person 1: Dude, Danette is a fucking badass
Person 2: I know Man, I hear she stayed in on Saturday in her slipper socks. Only she can pull it off.
by Lover90 December 06, 2009
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slipper socks

hideous looking socks that feel like slippers and look furry and warm; extremely comfy but extremely embarrassing to look at
My grandma bought me slipper socks for Christmas but I'm too embarrassed to wear them in front of people.
by Abbie Shepherd December 14, 2008
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Gerrard's Sock

Technically, a receptacle used to collect semen (usually, but not exclusively, human) excreted through acts of either auto-erotica or independent stimulation.

More commonly, a wank sock.

Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.
That Simon, he's a right Gerrard's sock.

Often truncated to -

That Simon, what a sock.

Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -

What a fucking sock.

Or even as an adjective -

What a socking tool.
by Mrs Clancy February 14, 2005
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Folding socks

As in: "I'm going to be folding socks in my room." An aware man would obviously see that as a prime opportunity to get down.
by PsychoCat69 January 30, 2012
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socks & sandals

The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.

Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.

Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.

*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.
Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!

Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?

Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!
by WelshDan March 23, 2017
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sock thief

The guy who goes into your house while your socks are in the laundry and steals one of your socks out of the washing machine or the dryer. It's always one sock because he knows it drives you insane that there's ALWAYS one missing. Every. Time.

He is currently in a gay relationship with the tangle wizard.
GOD DAMMIT THE SOCK THIEF STOLE ANOTHER ONE OF MY SOCKS!!! NOW THERE'S NO MATCH FOR THIS ONE!!! FUCK!!!!!
by angry white kid July 24, 2010
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Sock Blocked

To have placed a large quantity of dirty laundry in front of all possible exits, making it impossible to leave the "sock blocked" room.
Skyler: Let me clear out the middle of the room.

Meghan: Sounds good. Put the laundry by the door.

Skyler: How do we get out?

Meghan: I don't know. We just sock blocked ourselves.
by Skitlles&Meggles June 16, 2011
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