TP Shuffle

The action of moving from one stall to another in the restroom because there is no toilet paper in the stall, and it is required. This action can be done with pants up or down and generally implies a penguin like movement.

Hey man did you see Johnny acting a little Wierd in the restroom?

Yeah, he was just doing the TP shuffle.

by Thor McOverlord January 21, 2015

Subway Shuffle

When riding the subway or metro and a person loses their footing because of the jerky movements of the train when it comes to a stop. This usually happens when people have their hands full with bags or are too busy using their phones to hold the handrails. This sometimes results in the person scrambling to not fall over but more often ends with them crashing in to other commuters and causing a commotion.

Dude, put down your phone before you end up doing the subway shuffle.

by Chewster February 3, 2015

bus shuffle

When you are on a bus and it slows down or speeds up and you suddenly do a shuffle to stop your self from flying to the front/back of the bus

Today I had a major bus shuffle and almost crashed into someone

by Megan smith March 26, 2015

Boxer-shuffle

The noise of boxers coming off

We were laying in bed and then I heard the boxer-shuffle; I knew he took his boxers off.

by LILJAYLICH September 18, 2017

jewish shuffle

The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.

Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!

by Gatemouth brown January 4, 2018

Locally shuffle

The act of shuffling cards on a smaller, more intimate scale. Allegedly done because it is simply too much to shuffle an entire deck at one time.

Nicole was deemed insufficent at shuffling cards on her own. Therefore, Josh (like a knight in shining armor) came through when he locally shuffled the card deck.

by JoeyBigToes December 25, 2018

Swedish shuffle

When someone doesn't want to be part of the conversation any longera but haven't got a good way to get away, they simply slide out of the conversation. A Swedish shuffle.

Wait, wasn't Mark with us just now?
I guess he did a Swedish shuffle.

by Braxenator January 27, 2019