Sniff and Stiff

To get a hard on after smelling something really sexy and arousing.

I got sniff and stiff when she put on her new perfume.

by inndvision October 14, 2009

Shiftaced

when one gets so drunk that he can no produce a logical sentence, and can no longer pronounce words... at all

Chad "mmmmm eeehhhh dooodddd sss aaaahhhh"
Ryan "what the hell is his problem?"
Charlie "don't worry about him, he's just shiftaced."

by alrightiguess October 17, 2010

Shifthead

; any driver who passes and flies in and out of traffic lanes without using direction signals.

An mental case behind the wheel.

That shifthead nearly caused an accident in two lanes!

by Panthera Atrox February 19, 2011

Snife

where you snort another persons biffin/grundle.

would you like a snife?
you bet!

by sniffinbiffin September 2, 2012

shifting out

You can not be bothered to move out of/off of something or a place.

"Man, I could not be arsed shifting out of bed this morning"

by Bananahannah February 2, 2015

Sniff Party

When a male sloozes around with multiple women at the same time.

My son was having a sniff party last night with those one chicks.

by tkeckler13 May 29, 2015

sniff my ass

It's self explanatory.

"Sniff my ass bitch"

by I Liek Cats October 27, 2017