Can't Raise the Main Sail

Erectile dysfunction, either permenant or temporay. A nice way of saying "can't get hard"

Damn, she so ugly I can't raise the main sail, even after a case!

by Wolf89 January 3, 2007

Hello Sailor

The infamous phrase from the Zork games.

"Hello sailor."

by D-san July 16, 2003

chocolate sailor

its when you're in the bathtub doing your sexual partner up the bumbum

Last night Cindy put on a strap-on and gave me a chocolate sailor

by Neo Funk Revolation February 6, 2005

Dirty Sailor

When multiple males encounter a fat chick (If a fat chick is unavailable please see: Dirty Farmer) and are able to coerce her into receiving the Bukkake Resevoir in her fat rolled belly button thus giving her the "Dirty Sailor". For added enjoyment follow up the "Dirty Sailor" with the sensational "Drop Anchor" and "Barncicle Cleaner".

Ryan and the Mikes found it suprisingly easy to engage Rikki Lake in a session of "Dirty Sailor" love.

That whale is so filthy she can't get enough of me and my buddies "Dirty Sailor".

by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006

Hello Sailor

A mating call said by gay men to Navy personnel and other sea-faring individuals.

I wouldn't say he's gay, but I could hear him mutter "hello sailor" a couple times last summer in Corpus Christi.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Shaila

She is of a different species, also known as beetle. Her slime tendencies have gotten the best of her as she continues to become one with the glue and borax.

"If you look to the right, there you will see a wild Shaila!"

by Plns October 28, 2018

sailbear

a combination of two things that should not go together

"that picture of the guy with a whale for an arm is a total sailbear!"

by jessy with an x February 17, 2008