sloth grip

The act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. The resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.

Chris never uses his thumb to drink a beer. He rocks the sloth grip all night long.

by goony44 June 1, 2012

Sloth Bear

A sloth bear is a sloth-like bear which lives in southeast Asia. Slow moving and always pondering the secrets of the universe, sloth bear is often considered the greatest mind in the animal kingdom.

David and his friends were baked at a bonfire, when sloth bear appeared and explained to them everything they wanted to know.

by TheSlothBear May 26, 2013

Sloth Noodles

When multiple sloths dick whip you in the face, and then pour hot soup on your crotch.

Dude, Jimmy is still in the hospital from getting Sloth Noodles

by Don_Vito_69_Sloth_Assault September 17, 2013

Sloth Nation

The club of the most fucking awesome sloths ever, the members must do everything in the name of sloth. This club was created by three young sloths by the names of Travis, Nathan, and Ray.

Your too unslothy to be in Sloth Nation.

by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016

SMETHE

A nonce on the internet.

Timothy is a smethe.

WobblyOrphan is a smethe.

by anonamonlon June 22, 2018

Slothy

when a female looks like shes been up way to long on meth and having a zombie like appearance; looks like they died and came back from the dead ; just dirty, pale, and smelly.

Look at that bitch she lookin extra slothy!
"Damn girl, go to sleep, you looking real slothy right now!

by xxBonita187xx July 6, 2018

Smith Slap

When a person insults a member of one's family. That person gets the Smith Slap for their insult of that family member.

Joey got the Smith Slap for dissing Mike's mother cooking.

by Oscar 2022 March 28, 2022