Great White Shart

When you fart in your pants and a piece of white hard petrified shit squeezes out and gets stuck to your ass hairs for months.

I hadn't shit for weeks, then finally I was laughing so hard I did a Great White Shart.

While performing the Spongebob Donkey Punch on my boyfriend, I munched on a Great White Shart. Mmmm CRUNCHY!

by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008

shart attack

That tingling sensation you get in your legs as a consequence of sitting on the toilet for too long, similar to tingling one might get in their arms as a warning of an incoming heart attack.

"Man, that was an unpleasant bathroom experience. I'm totally having a shart attack."

by JohnnyQuest August 7, 2012

saartjie

A bongonian female's fat arse.

Jose almost missed her night shift on the streets of Brussels, because her saartjie barely fitted through the door of her shack.

by Boggom February 22, 2004

slarty

To be the fastest bart around (from the hitch hikers guide)

Mike truely is the most slarty of us all

by the slart man February 5, 2009

Sarto

To smoke down with the coolest person you know.

"Man I just Sartoed!!!"

by The coolest person you know February 16, 2009

tart shart

when an idividual ingests enough sweet tarts brand candy to actually shart a sweet tart fragrance.

thats a tart shart if i know, the room is filled with the fresh scent of sweet tarts brand delightments.

by masterssons anderbansty June 1, 2009

Jacob Sartorios

A boy who stuck his head in a bowl of poison ivy and started looking like a chipmunk

Jacob Sartorios's music makes your ears bleed he thinks that he is Justin Bieber🙊

by M.E.C August 14, 2017