A type of relationship in which one partner suffers because the other is incapable of really dating, or being able to see their significant other due to parental restrictions of time. Comparable to a prison visitation, only harder to schedule and with less vigilance and monitoring.
-Man this Sucks.
-What's wrong man?
-It's just I rarely get to see this girl and she says she likes me but things just stink.
-It's seems like you have crossed the American border into a Canadian Situation on that one.
-Yeah, wish me luck
-Good luck
-What's wrong man?
-It's just I rarely get to see this girl and she says she likes me but things just stink.
-It's seems like you have crossed the American border into a Canadian Situation on that one.
-Yeah, wish me luck
-Good luck
by Student Body President June 30, 2010
Get the Canadian Situation mug.Pathological (secondary) narcissism that is induced in adulthood by dysfunctional coping with celebrity, wealth, and fame.
The "victims" - billionaire tycoons, movie stars, renowned authors, politicians, and other authority figures - develop grandiose fantasies, lose their erstwhile ability to empathize, react with rage to slights, both real and imagined and, in general, act like textbook narcissists.
t is likely that ASN is merely an amplification of earlier narcissistic conduct, traits, style, and tendencies. Celebrities with ASN already had a narcissistic personality and have acquired it long before it "erupted". Being famous, powerful, or rich only "legitimized" and conferred immunity from social sanction on the unbridled manifestation of a pre-existing disorder. Indeed, narcissists tend to gravitate to professions and settings which guarantee fame, celebrity, power, and wealth.
The "victims" - billionaire tycoons, movie stars, renowned authors, politicians, and other authority figures - develop grandiose fantasies, lose their erstwhile ability to empathize, react with rage to slights, both real and imagined and, in general, act like textbook narcissists.
t is likely that ASN is merely an amplification of earlier narcissistic conduct, traits, style, and tendencies. Celebrities with ASN already had a narcissistic personality and have acquired it long before it "erupted". Being famous, powerful, or rich only "legitimized" and conferred immunity from social sanction on the unbridled manifestation of a pre-existing disorder. Indeed, narcissists tend to gravitate to professions and settings which guarantee fame, celebrity, power, and wealth.
- Did you see that singer's body language and mannerisms? I remember her when she embarked on her career only a year ago! She was so modest then!
- A case of Acquired Situational Narcissism, probably.
- A case of Acquired Situational Narcissism, probably.
by zadanliran October 25, 2011
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by eusadnama November 27, 2013
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by DPJ626 April 28, 2014
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Get the one sitting mug.When a man or a woman can no longer can pleasure themselves with their right hand and have to resort to using their left hand. Left-handed dominant fellows are by default placed in the lefty situation.
Guy 1: “Dude, I broke my right-hand fighting a bear in the woods.”
Guy 2: “Looks like you’re in a lefty situation now.”
Guy 1: “Fuck dude, how am I gonna pull the chicken with my left hand?”
Guy 2: “Looks like you’re in a lefty situation now.”
Guy 1: “Fuck dude, how am I gonna pull the chicken with my left hand?”
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