Sticky Keys

To spunk on your keyboard whilst watching internet porn and getting a bit overwhelmed.

Guy One: Dude, what happened to your keyboard?

Guy Two: Oh, sorry. Got sticky keys.

Guy One: Ew.

by JewsAreTheNewBlack June 8, 2009

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

Sticky note

The act of expressing one's gratitude to a prostitute/stripper/sex worker by ejaculating on the money.

Betty Boob: Kay, we're done, where's my money.

You: Give me five minutes to recharge and I'll give you a sticky note.

by yourmom20 May 12, 2009

Full ass sticky back

When you put your balls up someone's ass but leave your dick out so you can jack off on their back.

:oh man Why's your shirt all wet?
:Someone stuck their balls up my ass but left their dick out so they could jack off on my back.
:That sucks, you got a full ass sticky back

by GonzoPunch February 9, 2009

Sticky Fingers

1. The nigga that grabs the goose from a brothas cabinet.

2. A nigga who forgets to wash his dirty bitch ass hands afta finger-fuckin his lil ms. roten-crotch

1.
Eakins: Send Gladden to snag that drank...he's got them sticky fingers.

2.
Eakins: That shit was nutts...I finger fucked the shit outta dat bitch.

Jeeeerd: Fuck nigga why you shake my hand with them dirty ass sticky fingers

by Eaks August 23, 2006

sticky black

Some dark weed, usually chocolate that comes compressed

Yo. I had some of that sticky black last night and had the mad muchies

by ebony August 19, 2003

icky sticky

horrid,nice and tangable,chewey and yummy,pooey something usually related to cum,monkeys or pizza delivery boys.

"he got all icky sticky on me," "i was icky sticky when he looked at me"

by jasmin-xian August 29, 2008