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Spider Sweep

the process of searching one's bedroom or general sleeping area for arachnids due to an excessive amount of paranoia. A successful spider sweep results in the death of all arachnids within a ten foot radius of one's sleeping apparatus.
I did a spider sweep last night and killed seven spiders!
by Mojojoejoe July 7, 2011
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spider ride

Having sex with a girl that is so sketchy there is a chance she is carrying the same disease that the spider monkey in the movie Outbreak had.
Man, I got to get to the clinic to get checked out. I had a spider ride last night.
by Not the real Charlie Chaplin September 30, 2015
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spiderman porn

Ever since I was a kid, I have had an increasing attraction to Spider-Man's domination. I realiseI realize this is because my suppressed dictation to Spiderman's massive cock I realisedoh awesome and powerful I went on pornhubI realize this is because my suppressed dictation to Spiderman's massive cock hey oh awesome and powerful I went on
Spidey ur rectum is large. Spiderman porn ftw
by Horny Panda September 18, 2016
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Spiderjuan

He's the better spiderman, he eats tacos, has a mustache and wears sombreros into battle while riding a horse yelling Arriba
It's Spiderjuan, he came to save us all
by Cpt,Jack Sparrow January 19, 2017
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Spider Solitaire

The object of Spider Solitaire is to remove all of the cards from the ten stacks at the top of the window in the fewest number of moves.
This is what happens when they run out of ideas for new games.

They add an insects name to the start and change a few things.

Before:
Solitaire

After:
Spider Solitaire
by pseudonym... what a word.... December 6, 2017
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Spiderman vs Venom

When a guy pulls a spiderman on you and smacks jizz on ur face, you take the jizz off ur face and smack it back in his eyes!
I totally did spiderman vs venom on that asshole...then kicked him in the nutts!
by Annapoops December 30, 2017
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Spider King Clan

S.K.C. gang originating from northern Alabama
That guy is a member of spider king clan
by Blahblahniggawtf January 10, 2018
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