Pull a santa

David: holy shit! Someone robbed the house!
Kim: wait, no. Someone pulled a santa on us!
David: that tv hasn't been there!
Kim: since when did we have a car?
*mrbeast shows up*
David: did you pull a santa on us?
Mrbeast: yes I did!
Kim: thanks!

by Uniaer October 26, 2020

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Warm Santa

When you share a Santa costume with anything person, and the fart or defecate before giving the costume to you.

Sally did you warm Santa this suit before I put it on?

by SporkyBorky January 5, 2025

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santa marino

The Santa Marino was the little-known, fourth ship in Christopher Columbus' fleet.

Too bad about the Santa Marino. Perhaps one day, someone will be named after it.

by Melvin Ferd July 2, 2019

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Santa’s Elf

A role playing act between an old man and a midget. Commonly done in Southern Romania. Can be penalised if authorities find out.

“Old mate dom down the street was telling us at the pub about how he loves doing Santa’s Elf”

by That’s Lesbian August 17, 2022

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Sloppy Santa

When a man gets a blowjob under the christmas tree.

" hey Joe, I got a sloppy Santa last night under the tree!"

by Mr&MrsWilliams December 7, 2021

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Sudsy Santa Claus

When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.

Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!

by phxkinkyyy July 11, 2022

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