mean surprise

When getting a girl doggy-style, slipping it in her ass without warning; named because its really mean, and one hell of a surprise!
After being slipped the mean surprise, Aisha ran and locked herself in the bathroom
by Sam February 22, 2003
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Greek Surprise

Like the shocker, but a fist to the vulva and a thumb in the anus.

Warning: There have been reports of dislocated thumbs suffered from improperly administering the Greek Surprise.
"Dude, how'd you break your thumb?"
"Well I was a bit drunk and trying to give a chick the Greek Surprise..."
"Let me guess, you were over rotated and slammed your thumb into her taint? Yea, we've all been there, it's a rookie mistake."
by TheFotios January 13, 2006
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Element of Surprise

An all girls robotics team who is hardworking. They have had many laughs and have shed tears together but always come together in the end.
by hwekfhwifywh22 February 01, 2016
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surprise-sex

Just say 'No!' to surprise-sex; Men can stop surprise-sex; He experienced surprise-sex while in the mental hospital as a kid (see Tove).
by Piggy Noles October 07, 2003
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Shanghai Surprise

To spunk in someone's hair during the night. When they wake up, their hair will have the consistency of wonton noodles.
These wonton noodles taste funny.
by jmc October 15, 2002
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Surprise Sex

Its like when a dude is out at the bar (Eric) and then ends up taking a girl home for some odd reason. Then the next morning when she wakes up and rolls over he yells....SURPRISE
"Hey man how did last night go"?
"Ohh not bad, I was able to get some surprise sex"
by Breton January 02, 2008
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Mormon Surprise

When a man dressed in his fancy Mormon underpants sneaks into his sweetie pies bed and lies in wait for her to arrive and give her the "Mormon Surprise".
Jacob snuck into his sweetie pie Mary's bedroom wearing only his Mormon underpants, he crawled into bed, clapped off the lights and waited, when Mary returned home and got in bed, Jacob gave Mary the old Mormon Surprise. Mary was very happy and slept soundly.
by sparkles23 July 11, 2009
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