spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.

That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.

by Booty Warri0r April 18, 2016

Spit shine that cock

To put effort and enthusiasm into a blow job.

My manager gave me a raise, I'm gonna spit shine that cock.

by Lycaeus April 21, 2024

garett-spitting

Garett-spitting: a sexual act involving five or more men - their penises are organised in a spit shape, with two pairs of crossed penises holding a fifth in a spit roast manner. It is then up to the party to decide on further actions.
Garett-spit: the structure itself.

"Hey guys, lets get a group garett-spitting sesh in later tonight! I'll bring the beers!"

by Pdiddywhuuut December 8, 2024

spit

(v.) Another term for cuming or ejaculating. The knob is said “to spit” because it spurts cum with force. And after being blown, the wad looks a bit like spit.

We were in a dark corner, and I spit a full load in my pants when he rubbed my knob.

by Frozen Prevert October 28, 2024

nerve spit

When someone far away, say ten feet, is talking and you feel something like a drop of spit on your arm after they overdictate a syllabal. You go to wipe it off and there is no spit-only your nerves playing a trick on you.

Mrs. Hill was talking about Egyptians in History class and I dozed off. I woke up to a small tingly sensation on my arm after she said, "pyramidssssssss", but it was only the nerve spit.

by bendyurnotes March 24, 2007

Scripture spitting

(v). To quote scripture in an obnoxious, judgmental way, especially after somebody spills his heart out.

Meryl is always scripture spitting instead of listening and being kind to others. She quoted ten Bible verses after I told her about my father's death.

by lorelei91 August 12, 2015

spit on my bumper

A gay set reference

Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!

by bigpapa42069 January 19, 2022