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Snake Eyes 

A character from the GI Joe series. Snake Eyes is apparently heavily-scarred so much that he can't even speak. However, Snake Eyes is a commando for GI Joe; he excels in ninja skills, which include advanced CQB, advanced espionage, even swordsmanship.
"Snake Eyes is badass; he's my most favorite Joe. But then again, I like ninjas; ninjas kick so much ass. ^_^ not just literally, but metaphorically too."
-me
Snake Eyes by Dave May 23, 2004
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Shakespeare

One of histories first signs of emo.
Canst thou, O cruel! say I love thee not,
When I against myself with thee partake?
Do I not think on thee, when I forgot
Am of myself, all tyrant, for thy sake?
Who hateth thee that I do call my friend?
On whom frown'st thou that I do fawn upon?
Nay, if thou lour'st on me, do I not spend
Revenge upon myself with present moan?
What merit do I in myself respect,
That is so proud thy service to despise,
When all my best doth worship thy defect,
Commanded by the motion of thine eyes?
But, love, hate on, for now I know thy mind;
Those that can see thou lovest, and I am blind.
--Shakespeare

Shakespeare by Davemeistro April 16, 2006

Snake and Pigmy 

British slang term for a Steak and Kidney meat pie.

Sold at British fish & chip shops as an alternative to having fish with your chips.
Chuck us on a snake and pigmy, I'm feeling right hungry today!
Snake and Pigmy by Chris Dodkin January 8, 2008

Snake Bombing 

The act of posting numerous interesting true snake and serpent facts on the "wall" of ones social networking page. Often times accompanied by pictures and/or videos.
"Man, did you see my Facebook got snakebombed again last night? Damn snake bombing bastards."
Snake Bombing by Holykow February 25, 2010

snake punch 

The act of dipping your tongue firmly into someone's anus similar to a snake sticking it's tongue in and out.
Brett likes to snake punch his partner before penetrating their anus.
snake punch by Zinnian January 21, 2011

Shakespeare

The name not the writer, He's good at basketball he smells good, he can be a player at times and once he makes you fall for him, he'll ditch you. He has the deepest dimples and dresses decent, he's tall and muscular. He is hispanic and has beautiful brown eyes.
Girl 1: woah whos that hoittie over there
Girl 2: I bet you thats a Shakespeare
Shakespeare by iloveshakespeare69 October 10, 2017

club snake 

Any person who goes 'clubbing' with the intention of ruining someone else's night.
Did you see that club snake spill her drink on Joel? What a fucking whore!
club snake by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007