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Sam

A complete grot bag that can relate any conversation to sex and always has the dirtiest stories to tell. Someone you would have a great deal of fun with. The dirtiest mind of them all.
God you're a total Sam.
Man that girl looks like a Sam.
by RjfWells January 25, 2012
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Smart Ass Masochist

A rude or pushy person who acts out, tries to dominate others or pick fights hoping to be punished (what they really want). Especially in the BDSM community. Basically a sub who acts like a dom but really wants to be smacked down by a real dom.
Example: (couple watching movie)
"Why'd that guy mouth off to the dominatrix?"
"He's a SAM."
"SAM?"
"Smart Ass Masochist. He's acting up so he'll get the punishment he actually wants without looking like a snivelling wimp."
by Gamerjim June 26, 2014
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by mr. owens July 31, 2015
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Sam

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, smart, and a true friend with a fantastic personality. Sams have been through a lot in their life but it only makes them stronger and they get right back up. Sams are the funniest people you will ever meet. You can always trust them with anything and they're always there to talk. They may seem shy at first, but after getting to know them they're the loudest and craziest people around. Sams always cheer you up no matter what. Always respect her because you never know hat someone goes through. Sams are also the most random people on the planet but you gotta love them.
Bob: I was sad yesterday about the break-up...but I'm feeling all better now.
Joe: how did you feel better so fast?
Bob: I just talked to Sam :)
by YourBestFriendPedo XD July 16, 2013
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A man who has a disturbing urge to commit an alabama baby bird.
Hannah was shocked when Sam decided to feed her with a sloppy alabama baby bird.
by ComputerScienceBanter November 12, 2014
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Sam and Ryan

The perfect couple. Shy around each other, but completely adorable together. The fact that they are so head over heels for each other makes them that much cuter.
"OMFG, did you see Sam and Ryan today?!? Holy shit... they are so OTP! I want to see those two kiss..."
"WOW, you really are jealous of them."
by Mariah Levine May 26, 2015
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Sam Peppered

When you push grinded up pepper into a girl's asshole and lick it out
Sex was so spicy last night. I Sam Peppered her asshole, bro!
by Senyura April 23, 2016
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