read

something that people don't do enough of these days

By the age of 3 I could read
(no kidding)

by Holmesgurl October 1, 2003

I'm reading your mail

A phrase used to express an understanding of the main points of an argument. Synonymous with phrases like "I get it", "gotcha" or " I know what you're saying".

"I'm reading your mail dude ... loud and clear".

by ilam nebrann August 29, 2010

Reading a Bitch

Airing a bitch's dirty laundry, and reminding them not to fuck with you! Also can be used to pull up a bitch's receipts to exposed them.

Gurl don't fuck with Khleo, she stay Reading a Bitch! She can read bitches into next year.

by EJ Duh October 2, 2017

007 reader

When you join someones myspace or other online blog and read it for weeks, months, maybe years and never leave a comment or let them know you read.

Damn, I must have a lot of 007 readers cause I get 100 blog views a day and only 3 comments.

by Lee Byerly January 19, 2008

the girl reading this

Perfection

Guy 1: Sah dude. U ever seen an angel?
Guy 2: Naw bruh. U?
Guy 1: Hell yeah mayn!
Guy 2: Whom’st’dv’th’m’ may i ask?
Guy 1: The Girl Reading This of course

by TheGuyReadingThis February 1, 2018

left on read

1. to ignore a text so that someone will know
2. to hate someone

I don't know how well things are going with Bret, last night I was left on read.

by a clueless advisor January 29, 2018

leaving someone on read

Leaving you on read means that I don't want to talk to u atm. This means it's the end of the conversation, not "keep texting me until I eventually respond"

A: mhm
B: *leaves on read*
This indicates that person B is done talking. This does not mean person A should keep talking. Leaving someone on read means to leave the conversation.

by Namemachinebroke69 August 5, 2017