Oral Queef

1. When a person expels a "pfffpfpff" or "belch" sound from their mouth after eating-out a person's vagina. It will smell like their partner's orpheus.

2. When a person's voice cracks unexpectedly while talking.

Oral Queefed, Oral Queefs, Oral Queefing, Oral Queefitous

Mark: "Hey man, *pffpfpff* what's up?"
Tom: "Eww man! You just Oral Queefed in my face!!"
Mark: "Sorry, I was with Josie last night.

Dude: "My voice just cracked."
Dudette: "Thats called an Oral Queef."

Guy: "Wanna go see that ba**nd?"
Girl: "Dude, Your voice totally just Oral Queefed"

by Mr. Piklington August 17, 2010

queef

(kw-ee-f)
1. an explosion of vaginal gases
2. vaginal fluttering sounds

There were some small queefs while they were having sex.

by iamamf0668 May 2, 2006

Al-Queda flight simulator

The simulation of crashing an airplane into a big tower.

I passed the Al-Queda flight simulator so now I can go suicide bombing! :D

by Ghaldor13 July 20, 2010

Queef

an emission of air from the pussy, sometimes when the penis entering the pussy is too small

She queefed a lot during the sex because the man's dick was tiny

by joe July 13, 2003

Queefalope

A variation of the word queef.
Often used to insult someone.
Also quite effective at pissing people off at 3:00 in the morning.

"Austin, stfu"
"FUCK YOU QUEEFALOPE"

by James Kewk January 19, 2008

Queef Cave

Slang term for a whore's vagina.

Jake: "Did you get in her pants?"
Matt: "Yeah man, i tapped that queef cave."

by Tom Herpe March 18, 2011

Queef Kernel

chunky, blood clot byproducts of a queef during a woman's menstrual period.

Dude, I thought Carman's period was over and we banged doggy style... but then I got splattered by queef kernels when I pulled out.

by Buck Mann April 28, 2011