poop foot

When your feet go numb from sitting on the shitter.

I have Poop Foot from playing my Gameboy on the shitter for too long.

by SilentReaver March 19, 2015

Poop Dot

An unfortunate dot of poop transfer that occurs on the thong of a female when she doesn’t properly wipe the feces out her AHole resulting in a poop dot

To my surprise when I was using the restroom I accidentally made a poop dot on my favorite thong..boooo hooooo😡

by Roobeer January 25, 2021

Poop sock

A poop sock is a sock that is used for defecation. You must hide it from everyone, especially your mother, if she finds it you will be destroyed by space and time and will cease to exist.

Y'all gotta hide me my mom found my poop sock and she's looking for me. If she finds me i'm going to die

by ishidmypant March 20, 2019

Poop Shekel

A universal African currency involving fecal matter.

Clerk: "Sir please play your fee upfront!"
Darwin: "How much?"
Clerk: "5₱ (Poop Shekels)"

by glikber December 28, 2020

poop knife

A knife stored near the toilet to chop giant concrete turds that would otherwise clog the toilet. Poop knives should be dull (since an accidental skin laceration would result in infection) and long-handled. Poop knives should never be used during the bowel movement.

You may want to find something else to butter your toast with, for that is my poop knife.

by Sheridan Bucket June 28, 2008

Poop Threshold

The threshold of finally conversing about poop that occurs between two colleagues which, once surpassed, is the indication of true friendship.

"Hey Macie wanna come over?" -Steve
"Yeah Steve, hold on lemme just poop first." -Macie
"Ah shit alright come back soon!" -Steve
"I might be a while, that burrito is gonna give me some killer Montezuma's Revenge." -Macie
"I'm so glad we just surpassed the Poop Threshold. I love you" -Steve

by stevied2303 February 10, 2015

Poop Stew

When you shit and it comes out not very solid, so it mixes in with the water. This is the form of poop that is edible.

Hey Daniel, have you tried Matt's poop stew? It's perfect temperature!

by NibbaShii October 27, 2019