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Pinocchio

The act of performing clitoral stimulation with your nose. While very similar to using your tongue to stimulate your partner’s clitoris, it differs in that the main area of your anatomy used is your nose. The preferred technique is as follows:
1. Soak the little man in a canoe, as though he went through class III rapids (no more than that or you’ll have spit up your nostrils), with your tongue and saliva
2. Using the saliva to lubricate the interface between snout and bean, use the tip of your nose as you would a tongue during cunnilingus.
3. Adjust pressure according to her hip movement. Trust your instinct here, it will lead to the promised land of a well-hydrated nasopharynx.
4. Continue until she reaches climax.

Pro tip: Make sure she pees first or you’ll feel like you have information the Bush-era CIA wants and you’ll give up your most closely held secrets.

Synonyms : Nasalingus, sniffing the “O”, the truffle hunting pig
My wife and I felt we had reached the zenith of cunnilingus, until I decided to Pinocchio her instead.

I had to explain to my doctor how my wife came so hard when I pinocchioed her that she deviated my septum.
by Penguinsamongus October 6, 2023
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Pinocchio2603

Spack No.1: "Yo who you playing with there?"

Spack No.1: *See's the gamertag 'Panico2603'*

Spack No.1: "Yo that sounds similar to the word Pinocchio!"

Spack No.2: "Pinocchio2603?"

Spack No.1: "Yeah!"
by Jack Spank9049 October 9, 2023
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Pinky blinder

When an individual sticks a pinky in someone’s asshole or sphincter area and rub it in their eyes causing mild to moderately severe forms of pink eye, subsequently leading to calling in sick to work the next day and having to binge watch the popular tv drama series, Peaky Blinders.
I gave her the pinky blinder and now my eye is itchy.
by garlicbreadboi October 15, 2023
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pingydingy

''I just pingydingy a baby lads w''
by level 10 rizzler gyat October 28, 2023
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Pignoy

Your average pinoy gamer that mostly plays league games and plays on the Comshop, with Ungodly amount od swearing
I enter into Comshop only to see Pignoys swearing for the 23423432432th time
by Littleantukins October 30, 2023
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pinky yum yum

Me: "I need a pinky yum yum in my pinky tum tum."
Her: "That's the last straw. We need to break up."
by big starchos November 19, 2023
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pinolino

Some pizza tower mod made by weed smokers
That pinolino mod is a fucking drug Trip!
by Lolpoll November 27, 2023
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