Period Trick

1. Changing the size of all the periods in an essay to make it appear longer than it actually is. Commonly used to meet length requirements of a paper.

2. The reasoning a girl uses to avoid having sexual intercourse.

1. Oh shit! my essay is short by about a page. Time to use the period trick!

2.

Mary: So I saw you and Brad together last night! Did you...ya know?

Sammy: No, I really didnt want to have sex with him, so I pulled the period trick and just gave him a bj.

by roflzorz07 May 10, 2011

Perif

Your peripheral vision. Also would account when somebody says "I caught it out of the corner of my eye".

Richard- "Dude, i saw Jacob eat your four piece chicken McNuggets"

Dave- "How? We were just making eye contact during this whole talk."

Richard- "I used my perif."

Dave- "Ohh, makes sense. But no biggie, them Nuggets were sprinkled with pet dander."

by The_Buddy August 24, 2011

Period Sheets

Red colored bedding which serve the function to disguise any period leakage during intercourse and wash out easily later at the laundromat. Commonly found in the closet of a morally lenient female, or already on her bed depending on her level of leniency. Shameless men will regulary make their bed up in period sheets as they will sleep with anything any time.

Pat "Dude, I went home with this girl last night who got her period all over her white sheets so she made me buy her period sheets this morning so she's prepared next time."
Darron "Is that all?"
Pat "Hell no, I bought her Plan B too."

by Rampness April 10, 2012

Periodic table of awesomeness

Much like the periodic table of elements, but the elements are replaced with awesome things, and the name is changed to something much more awesome

Schools should stop teaching kids about the periodic table of elements. It is much more important that students learn all about the periodic table of awesomeness.

by qazxsw 13 January 24, 2013

Period

Periods...it's what us girls have every month. The inside of the uterus tears itself apart and it's excrushiatingly painful. Blood will clot, you will get migraines, you will feel like vomiting, hormones will go crazy...and before I got my period I used to think it was just some stereotype or something to crave chocolate on your period...well, it's no stereotype. It's real. And this lasts for 5-8 days, depending on the person.

*period arrives*

Welp, looks like my uterus is practicing giving birth again.

by Snowy reflections April 18, 2014

Periodolically time

Waiting a long period of time, Term said on vine

We have to sit out here and waiting a long periodolically time

by Sazmcp March 15, 2015

Period

A reward for a girl that hasn't gotten pregnant in the last 4 weeks.

I'm on my period, thanks for not hitting me raw

by iForgottoflush April 8, 2016