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virtually pee

v.
1) To excessively post on one's social networking page as a means of expressing possession or ownership. Common offenders include obsessive, insecure, or attention-craving significant others, as well as young teenagers and generally crazy stalkers.
12:53 pm : HEY BABESICLE! JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND I <33 YOUUU! SEE YOU IN AN HOUR!

1:00 pm : SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! BE OVER IN 10!

5:00 pm : Omg. We had the BEST time today! ;) muah! xoxo

Friend: You should really stop virtually peeing on your boyfriend. We get it..he's yours!
by Rikka32 December 3, 2010
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pee showdown

when you are in a public bathroom stall and someone is in the stall next to you and you both have to pee, but you are both afraid of the judgement you might receive if you start first.
**texting**
Girl: hey, i'm in the bathroom, i'm gonna be late for class but i'm having a pee showdown with the girl next to me
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fountain peeing

When you take a leak and your pee squirts in various directions.
It seems like every time John takes a leak, he does fountain peeing. I have noticed that whenever he comes out of the washroom, I go in the washroom afterwards and see pee on the toilet seat as well as on the floor.
by funny fellas January 16, 2014
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Lee Pee

Can be used however you want.
Her: I can’t go out tonight.
Him: “That Lee Pee”

Him: I never finished our lab.
Him: Lee Pee asf...
by Oof66616903 April 26, 2019
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Pee Sex

Basically when u piss inside a woman vagina instead of cumming but if u gay asf its basically pissing inside a mans butthole instead of cumming

this is really some cuckooter dumb shit
no way my friend attempt pee sex he's a fucking savage my nigga
by WWW.COMPASS July 4, 2023
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Glee Pee

Being so happy/excited you lose control of your bladder and pee on yourself, floors, etc.
When I saw Bug I got so happy I glee peed
by DaisyBugOlive September 8, 2013
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pee deck

A nickname for the forecastle deck of a ship, referencing the fact that the poop hole is on the back of the body, and the pee hole is on the front.

In ships that have a penis and testicles, this can also be called the cum deck.
by Mr. Twinkieface January 19, 2021
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