Bluestars past

Bluestars past has always been sad. While being a warrior ( Bluefur ) she betrayed the warrior code and had kits with oakheart, a Riverclan warrior. She had to give up her 3 kits to him and one died in the freezing cold. She was heartbroken and she would one day meet her kits on the battlefield. She later fulfilled her prophecy Starclan gave her, and became Bluestar, Leader of the Thunderclan cats.

Bluestars past is heartbreaking.

by MoltenClaw May 26, 2018

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 11, 2018

Way Past Zoo

Referencing a big night of drinking with work colleagues and/or clients. Most often used in referencing professionals in the sales and/or finance industry. The term originates from a comment made by one colleague about another referencing the fact that her colleagues were animals, like animals in the zoo, however, to the benefit of all in society, zoo animals are kept in cages, whereas, her colleagues are free to roam the city, thus the night was "way past zoo."

Joe asked, Max how the meeting with the sales team from Topeka was. Max replied, "It was totally out of control, I think Bob got arrested, Tony definitely pushed the hotel piano into the pool, and I have no idea where Luis is . . . it was way past zoo. Way past zoo."

by Luis2018 October 2, 2018

Sara (pasta girl) Manera

sara manera, an italian girl that has quite the attitude. she acts hella white and loves pizza and spaghetti. she’s got a bf named dylan and she loves to dick him down. he finna give her the carolina creampie 🤣

sara (pasta girl) manera is a ni🅱️🅱️a

by itsvalbtw March 7, 2019

pocket pasta

a sexual act in which you shove spaghetti (or any other type of pasta) into your partner's rectum.

Yo, have you pocket pasta'd Ben yet? You have to try it it's so fun.

by TR00TH May 28, 2019

Dirty Pasta

You Poo in a pot of boiling water and wait 5-8 minutes and serve with a bollock-naise sauce

A- Im hungry and horny ;)
B-Do you want some dirty pasta?
A-Yes, Only with bollock-naise sauce though

by PooPooSauceMan July 18, 2019

Moist Pasta

Moist pasta or mp for short is when a man wraps pasta around his penis and then has sex and afterwords makes the female eat the pasta he wrapped around his penis. This does work for lesbians but not for men.

P1: Hey do you want to try moist pasta tonight.
P2:Oh yes I would love to

by Moist Pasta August 17, 2019