Penile rupture

Where the penis is ruptured by extreme masturbation.

"My Penis is bleeding because of a "penile rupture"

by sphynctor December 8, 2009

penilpharyngeal adjunct

An airway adjunct to be used by males on female patients. Contraindications include male patients, animals, relatives, and old ladies. Adjunct is to be inserted all the way into patient's (preferably hot co-ed) throat. If gag reflex is activated, reinsert over and over until warm pleasing lotion coats patients throat resulting in better breathing(patient) and shortness of breath(rescuer).

That chick at the bar came home to my place and was excited when i gave her the ol penilpharyngeal adjunct complete with throat yogurt.

by Luke Palmer December 14, 2008

penile quafe

When a cloud of dust shoots out of the urethra due to testicular dryness.

Matt had a long penile quafe after max sucked him off.

by repressedasshole November 25, 2009

penilitis

a harsh form of punishment, the penis is surgically removed from the genital area and re-attached to the forehead of the offender

pick them pokemon cards up of da floor in there or it's penilitis for you boy!

by the kdw May 2, 2010

Penilistic Protrusion

Synonymous with penile erection.

After a fun night at the strip club, Andre had a penilistic protrusion that he awkwardly tried to hide from his parents, by covering it with his Trapper Keeper, on his way to his bedroom.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Belgian Penile Gauge

A 00 sized gauge located between the head of a penis and the testicles. There is a transparent tube in the center of each hand-made gauge to ensure that the penis is able to ejaculate without any interference. But the rest of the Gauge is made with a Belgian Doughnut.

"Dude, I just got new Belgian gauges!!" "Really, what size?" "00s!" "No way, but I don't see them on your ears, you sure they are 00s?" "Yeah dude, I got a Belgian Penile Gauge!"

"Dude, I can totally see your Belgian Gauge"
"Yeah My girlfriend likes creme filled doughnuts"

by BlegianGauges May 5, 2010

Paraplegic penile mask

The unique act of recieving an adequate, pleasurable sucking feeling around the shaft of one's unit. However, the catch is one must be voluntarily in and or confined to a wheelchair while using an oxygen mask.

Baby tooth heishman recieved his underage, and then proceeded to reveive a paraplegic penile mask from the 64 year old woman in the holding cell.

by The Closet Scoundrel May 5, 2010