Robert Pattinson

An actor that is nowhere near attractive enough to play Edward Cullen, but made a decent Cedric Diggory.

Random Rob Fan: OMG, Robert Pattinson is soooooooo hot, he's perfect for Edward!
Me: Are you on crack?!?!?! He looks nothing like Edward should. He's too... blah.

by Alice_laughed July 17, 2010

crabby patty

When an individual, who has a crab tattooed on their ass, sticks their bare ass in someone else's face

Hey look! What's his face passed out on the couch!! I'm gonna give him a crabby patty.

by Ragin Kagin July 26, 2010

robert pattinson

a gorgeous, talented, charming British actor who won the hearts of so many as Edward Cullen in Twilight. unlike other Hollywood youngsters, this guy does not care about the attention from the media, in fact, he would rather go unnoticed in the hippest places.

Damn! i wanna fuck that Robert Pattinson. He's just so damn sexy and dirty.

by disbitchizbad March 26, 2009

Peppermint Patty Wagon

When you receive oral sex from a female who has mouthwash, gum, or something minty in her mouth at the time.

My friend Chris Ryan was about to get head from an empty-mouthed girl, and he was like, "Ho, put some mouthwash in that mouth I want a Peppermint Patty Wagon!"

by Chris Ryan's Gynecologist April 15, 2012

patty

A slang word/ reference to vagina

Them niggaz went out to the club. They trying to get some patty tonight....

by Brock Freezy January 28, 2008

St. Patty's Day Grenade

When you throw a McDonald's Shamrock Shake into a large crowd of people on St. Patty's day, resulting in a large crowd looking like it has been covered in a green semen. What might happen if a leprechaun skeets on 5th avenue in Manhattan.

1:"Watch this."
(throws shamrock shake into crowd)
2:"Oh my God. It looks like a leprechaun skeeted on them"
1:"That would be a St. Patty's Day Grenade."

by Mr. Charles McMeaty March 29, 2011

patterson

Post mook, one who exemplifies the very essence mook and is able to carry on the 'moronic...dumbass...fratboy' lifestyle well into his thirties. Transcends time, space, beer bongs, florescent clothing, wrestling, and social awareness.

Should we invite Rupes?....Forget it, i've had enough of that fuckin patterson.

by DJCJ May 22, 2007