A Patrick is an absolute asshole. He will cheat on you and he will act petty over nothing. Do not date a Patrick because all he does is make creepy jokes and talk about gruesome things like it's okay.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Patrick's girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah she broke up with him
Guy 1: Finally, good for her.
Guy 2: Yeah she broke up with him
Guy 1: Finally, good for her.
by InternetAuntie June 6, 2020
Get the Patrickmug. n. A local ordinance that provides for the allowance, and celebration of gay marriage, and set a precedent in Fantasy Football procedures as it relates to the transference of ones franchise.
The Lee-Patrick Rule set a clear precedent which has been followed by generations before us, as it pertains to the name and content of a team in the event of a separation of an owner from the league
by MUglialoro July 27, 2021
Get the Lee-Patrick Rulemug. usually looks like a fly wearing goggles. he also can't pull for his life and he will NEVER EVER share his toe nail clippers. when his done using his toe nail clippers, he licks them clean. and he is a homosexual, not a pedophile.
by blind_squirrel September 13, 2022
Get the James Patrick Galvinmug. A very handsome and talented guy. Girls fall in love with him fast beacuse of his great personality and looks. He is an introvert but when you became close friends with him you'll realize that he is a crazy one. He tend to send mix signals to the girls who fell in love with him and later on he will reject and worse he'll friendzone them. Patrick is a really nice guy but don't fall for his kindness.
Patrick is my bestfriend.
by b3stie November 23, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. A gay cowardly piece so shit that is scared of the dark.He can’t do anything right. not an athletic or a smart person. He is a dumb shit that gives blowjobs to random people.He is also hated by every one. His grandma whips him
by DivineCelestia March 5, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. Quite literally the definition of handsome. There is no one more amazing and gorgeous than this man. My heart literally melts when he looks at me. I immediately have 5 million orgasms at once when he kisses me.
by BladeAttack December 7, 2022
Get the Patrick Costelloemug. 