patrick

an all around good man a sexy beest that likes to shoot guns somtimes the father of an alyssa. Strong. wins alot.

omg ur father is such a patrick

by jeekomaje April 14, 2009

Patrick mahomes

The quarterback for the Kc chiefs, also known as the nigga that sounds like Elmo.

Patrick mahomes uncle Tom ass sounds like Elmo

by Jjanman12 October 7, 2018

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

Yooo lets get Patrick Shwavyd tonight, shit will be lit

by Ironic chronic December 17, 2019

Patricia

1.) Monster in the basement
2.) Dragon in the dungeon

Grandma Patricia is like the fucking monster in the basement.

by Riot1997 February 2, 2014

Patrick

Someone who can only find girls on the internet.
Only had one real girlfriend. Watches anime shows and porn videos.

Shquisha: Yo man Naurto is on!

Dakota: Stop being a patrick!

by Fa que-que November 22, 2010

Patrica

Crazy woman who loves the pills. Patrica is always playing the victim. Her favorite pass time is getting drink and not being able to cook the hamburgers. Has a fabulous wardrobe of brightly colored leggings and trenchcoats. Be careful when she's around your man or she might just purr fuck him. She's always trying to scam family for money over something that happen 10 years ago. She will change her number and give it to literally no one and then bash everyone on Facebook for not calling her. Be careful she might try to touch your dick in public.

Literally nobody: "silence”

Patrica: "It's 5:10am do you know where your son is? I don't because he hates me and won't talk to me. I just cry all the time."

by Sexyshaunnoteeth July 11, 2019

Being a Patrick

A person- Who is always right, who must get in the last word, and a person who will argue until you walk away

I know today is Thursday, but the other person insist today is Friday in Japan, you are "Being a Patrick"

by Postal42 October 7, 2011