Tree Music

Lacklustre jazz /funk music with no middle, beginning or end. Often played in elevators.

" Matthew and Tristian were sitting on the floor barefoot snacking on vegan bacon crisps listening to tree music"

by Olemrgrey July 25, 2020

Tree-J

a blow job in a tree. also, the cum is now tree-jaculation.

my boyfriend and I went camping and decided to climb a tree for a tree-j. he was so excited that he tree-jaculated after only 10 seconds!

by agracefulklutz August 9, 2020

Goat and tree

A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full

Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree

by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020

Frosty tree

When a man or woman gets cum in there pubes

Yo joe i gave my gf a frosty tree last night

by Sub September 26, 2017

poison tree

A slang word for a massive weed plant.

Yo dude that's a huge poison tree

by Fagbags69 June 19, 2017

tree alophigis

When a tree is shoved down a girls pussy while the other girl is slowing injecting pine leaves inside her anus

Wow Laura is really good with the tree alophigis. Like it really wore me out. She's a keeper!

by Hella sexy potato November 23, 2017

Tree Vagina

I Fagot from your school who needs to kill them-self because no one likes them. (GAYFAGGOTRETARDDICKSNIFING PEICESOFSHIT)

FUCK you kaleb You Tree vagina go sniff a dick you faggot.

by KalebP!23 November 28, 2017