by Jakob Rodriguez December 2, 2020
Get the JUMP OFF MY COUCHmug. Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.
by kjsdfrisue March 9, 2017
Get the couch potatomug. the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.
by weliketopartyy November 18, 2011
Get the couch cuntsmug. A big muscular man(usually a black man) who fucks you so hard on the couch that your body is literally being stuffed into the folds and crevices of that couch.
by Jane.Doe.Hoe September 28, 2022
Get the Couch stuffermug. when smoking an indica weed that leaves you feeling tempted to not move from a couch/bed with the exception of grabbing munchies.
Stoner 1: Hey man, you wanna go play hacky sack or something?
Stoner 2; No man, i just smoked some real couch grabber. Hey grab me some chips, would ya?
Stoner 2; No man, i just smoked some real couch grabber. Hey grab me some chips, would ya?
by mercethemerciless February 9, 2010
Get the couch grabbermug. A voluntarily kept woman who has no shame in not contributing anything to a relationship outside of the bedroom. Unwilling to go as far as to maintain the home or cook while her husband makes all the money. Assumes the role of resident couch potato and entitled brat.
"My wife is a couch queen. She's convinced her performance between the sheets is enough to earn her a free pass on contributing anything further to our relationship. She's reduced her days to sipping White Claws while watching F-boy Island while I'm slaving away at work 11 hours a day."
by jimwkejnwekdkwe January 13, 2024
Get the Couch Queenmug. A guest on a late night talk show who has a successful conversation for a live audience and broadcasted media.
by Grace Noble February 6, 2024
Get the good couchmug.