hose job

(Noun) Any attempt that has resulted in utter failure.
If a friend seriously injures themself after yelling "Hey guys watch this!" it is considered to be a hose job.
by Quackafella2 June 15, 2010
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Palm job

A masturbation technique where a woman inserts her fingers into her pussy and rubs vigorously rubs the clit with her palm
Rubbing hard on the clit known as palm job
by Majin27 March 03, 2014
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Dane Job

A sexual act of questionable nature (thats never the same twice) performed by Dane Robbins of Bloomington IL or Trained Professional Dane Job Giver (TPDJG). The highlights of this act are his sexy right hand and onion booty. Known as a DJ.
"Dude Dane gave Michael a Dane Job last night"
by TPDJG #3 January 02, 2008
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snow job

Snow Job is a character from the G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero toyline, comic books and cartoon series of the 1980s. He is the G.I. Joe team's original arctic trooper and debuted in 1983. His real name is, and his rank is that of staff sergeant E-6. Snow Job was born in West Rutland, Vermont.
Snow Job was a major Olympic Biathlon contender who enlisted for the special training and support privileges that the army gives to Olympic champions. It's been suggested that he got his nickname more from being a con artist than from his primary military specialty on the arctic ski patrol. He is competent with a rifle, and his secondary specialty is as a rifle instructor.
Snow Job was featured in one of the series' famous "And Knowing Is Half the Battle" Public Service Announcements warning kids of the dangers of venturing out onto "frozen" ponds or lakes which may not be entirely frozen.
by thedreamartist September 28, 2010
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Grimm Job

the act of having sexual relations with you're friends mother and/or the promiscuous activities of said friend's mother with an entire circle of friends. Often used as a form of antagonizing or punishment.
Lucky son of a gun got the Grimm job last night and came back smiling like an idiot.

If I beat you in this game of halo you're gettin' a Grimm Job
by Herry Ballsack April 13, 2010
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window job

when one rubs another's nipples in a fashion like washing a window (the right hand goes clock wise and the left hand goes counter clock wise)
last night i got a window job, it felt weird as fuck.
by chickendickk November 18, 2009
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Jorg job

Gertrude gave me a Jorg job last night
by Gurchimane December 15, 2014
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