January 1

January 1st is national slap Joe/Joey day.

You: *Slaps Joe/Joey*
Joe/Joey: WHAT WAS THAT FOR
You: January 1st is National slap Joe/Joey day!

by I cook food December 10, 2019

XPOSED!!!1!

The word cried from the rooftops when something you did about 3 years ago that nobody actually gave a damn about is unearthed by some moron and spread around the community.

Guy 1: Wait, you stole my $10 bill?! XPOSED!!!1!
Guy 2: Uh, that was like three years ago, man.

by Psychemaster December 26, 2008

september 1

national simping day
simp for whoever you want
everyone simps for whoever is born on this day

friend: it's september 1 which is national simp day
me: i know! and it's my birthday so everyone simps for me
friend: omg lol!

by luvharls August 6, 2021

Falafel No 1

Used in Malmo city, Sweden. Term for describing a heavy track, awsome party or just a generally dope and original artistic expression with lots of flavour.

"The party was a falafel no 1!"
"Track is Falafel no 1"
"The piece is falafel no 1".

by matsn August 7, 2011

1:11

You know how there's 11:11? This is 11:11, but for the poor souls who are still awake at one in the morning, most likely fighting off insomnia fairies.

Hey! It's 1:11!

by Insomnia is hell April 27, 2017

1 in 1000

adjective- Mentally retarded. Studies have shown that roughly one in every thousand babies are born with at least part of an extra chromosome number 21, in addition to the two that everyone has. This causes Down Syndrome, and some level of retardation.

Did you see that girl hit herself in the face with a hammer? She's 1 in 1000.

by Wallydraigle December 12, 2008

1. wigger

White kid from suburban area that pretends he's a gangbanger from the inner city.

White kids wearing Fubu

by FallenSun May 13, 2005