This is a type of poop. It usually is the type of poo that is light brown and burns your butt hole as it comes out. It also burns inside your body as it forms. Be careful, sometimes it feels like diarrhea! If you have a dog poop, listen closely, for the poop likes to bubble up and make fizzing sounds!
by Harry the Pilgrim March 18, 2020
Get the Dog poopmug. A poop torpedo is a poop that when followed by a fart launches a piece of solid poop into the toilet causing a splash of water like a torpedo would. You could in this case yell “fire” to let everyone know that you are locked and loaded and currently firing a poop torpedo.
Yesterday while I was on the toilet I launched the biggest poop torpedo in history, it was so big the splash back caught me and I was under heavy fire.
by Snapchat Rotaru May 21, 2020
Get the Poop Torpedomug. Guy: He's been in there for a while.
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!
by Bo$$ Monster October 30, 2014
Get the Parker Poopmug. Misspelling example:
When referring to Cirque du Soleil, my friend intended to text "Oooh Lala" but misspelled it as "Poop Kala".
Auto-correction example:
On the same day as the above example, I texted, "You two can figure it out", but it was auto-corrected to: "You two can foggie it out". I laughed and shouted, "Thats a Poop kala"!
Since we know of no such term in existance, we thought we would pass this along and request that the term "Poop Kala" be officially accepted into the Urban Dictionary.
When referring to Cirque du Soleil, my friend intended to text "Oooh Lala" but misspelled it as "Poop Kala".
Auto-correction example:
On the same day as the above example, I texted, "You two can figure it out", but it was auto-corrected to: "You two can foggie it out". I laughed and shouted, "Thats a Poop kala"!
Since we know of no such term in existance, we thought we would pass this along and request that the term "Poop Kala" be officially accepted into the Urban Dictionary.
by Dixie Queens West and North August 20, 2010
Get the Poop Kalamug. Someone who stalks another individual for the purpose of engaging in coprophagia. They typically follow someone around, wait for them to use a restroom, then consume their feces if they didn't flush. In extreme cases they might break into someone's home solely to eat poop out of their toilet.
One of Andy Sixx's fans was a poop stalker who waited for him to defecate into a porta potty then consumed his fresh dump.
"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."
"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."
by InternetPoopStalker June 22, 2021
Get the Poop Stalkermug. A loud fart on the toilet that usually results in a highly accelerated poop shooting into the toilet.
by SallyMaes January 19, 2016
Get the poop tubamug. by mutedsapphire November 29, 2009
Get the taco poopmug.