Verb
When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.
by CarlG.Willie May 9, 2018

by WhiteBoiNibba123 May 24, 2019

The best thing you could sit on
by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022

by child if God December 7, 2015

When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."
"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."
by JSpaulding August 10, 2024

1. Getting a bunch of your mates over and you get so blotto that everyone pisses on the couch.
2. A couch that someone has wet themselves on while crashing at yours.
2. A couch that someone has wet themselves on while crashing at yours.
by Meatlover42069 November 29, 2019

by purpleHEW February 14, 2024
