Usually referred to as the female at the office that has any type of sex with any new employee or anyone else. Can be utilized as a school pump, station pump or gym pump.
Eric: Hey Bill, what do you think of that new girl Megan?
Bill: Steer clear of her, she’s the office pump. Everyone has already fucked her.
Bill: Steer clear of her, she’s the office pump. Everyone has already fucked her.
by Brave Dave C January 14, 2018
Get the office pumpmug. A nickname given to men who are not used to manual labor. These men usually have small skinny dainty fingers. Even the smallest amount of manual labor could result in quick fatigue, a palm callus or a snapped wrist.
Hey Henry, you see James over there? His new nickname is "office fingers". Last week we were unloading plywood from the truck and he got a hang nail. He went home and took the rest of the week off .
by Sanchezfugly1969 March 19, 2025
Get the Office fingersmug. by 66tornadoes December 11, 2016
Get the box officemug. by Coco11d7 December 10, 2023
Get the Probation Officermug. A personal safe space where people worked before the new normal, I.e before covid, and actually were productive enough to get something done.
I don't have access to my office anymore. Would do these lunatics, the new normal crowd, want me to do? work from home?
by Sexydimma March 29, 2021
Get the Officemug. A holice officer or badge bunny is a woman who has a strong fetish for men in law enforcement and are addicted to police porn.
Pros:
1) fetish is available 24 hours a day!
2) cops have a high sex drive
3) easily remember their number since it's only 3 digits
4) the cops HAVE to come to you if you do something illegal to get his attention
Cons:
1) possible chance of police brutality
2) very risky for the cop, it's not if you stfu
3) most cops thinks it's setup
Pros:
1) fetish is available 24 hours a day!
2) cops have a high sex drive
3) easily remember their number since it's only 3 digits
4) the cops HAVE to come to you if you do something illegal to get his attention
Cons:
1) possible chance of police brutality
2) very risky for the cop, it's not if you stfu
3) most cops thinks it's setup
by dawnmusic December 27, 2022
Get the Holice officermug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025
Get the 《¤》Officer 《¤》Grivalja 《¤》Is《¤》 Hisoka 《¤》Morrow《¤》mug.