suppressed sausage

When you nut in a girl and don’t tell her.

Last night I Was hitting it and I have her the suppressed sausage and ran.

by Lazy Bol October 08, 2019

dumb sausage

One of the kindest names to call someone

You're such a dumb sausage

by Buster71373 February 25, 2017

Sausage and Kraut

Making love to your girlfriend while fantasizing about the glazed doughnut hole of an Eastern European porn star. Or, simply having sex with your European girlfriend.

She cooked me some traditional dinner native to her homeland, but we had Sausage and Kraut for dessert.

by Vanilla Thunder 78 October 15, 2011

sausage superstar

A person who spends entirely too much time on a quest to get men to have sex with them.

Barry you are such a sausage superstar, is there a man you haven't had sex with?

by Venus Fatale February 16, 2018

pale sausage

A pale, light-skinned, flaccid penis.

My friend was changing pants in front of me and his penis flopped out between the boxers slit, it looked like a pale sausage.

by Eddie Sausage February 10, 2017

bluh sausage

When you are having sex with a girl on her period and your penis has a lot of blood on it, resembling a blood sausage.

Boy- "Babe, I want to have sex tonight".
Girl- "But babe I'm on my period!"
Boy- "Bluh sausage!"

by Ham and Chick October 18, 2017

Browned the sausage

To shit one's pants.

We would have been here earlier, but Debbie browned the sausage.

by TCH32 June 20, 2018