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smoking wax

by Getwitdabiz September 26, 2018
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Smoking a ham

The act of farting past a turd in your ass
I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.

I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.
by Boogie 63 March 9, 2021
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Smoke House

Coined by DJ and deep house aficionado Alkemé - Smoke House is a subgenre of deep house music; where deep house is generally known for tempos between 100bpm to 130bpm, Smoke House keeps them at 123bpm and below. Smoke House is known for its sensual, deep, and contagious vibe selections from deep house, tech house, afro house, techno, nu-disco, downtempo, liquid dub, liquid drum & bass, trap, etc...the "R&B" from each genre - great companion for a good smoke, convo, love interest, and chill vibes.
Come thru and vibe, we're all kicking it to some smoke house.
by Alkeme May 10, 2018
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Precious smoke

When you realize you have only one cigarette left after a night of drinking and all your friends have none. #shouldhaveplannedahead is your tomorrow life motto
Colin asks: can I bum a cig?
Me: it's my last precious smoke
Colin: I will pay you whatever for that
Me: ok , if you pay for drinks!
by Imbeckywiththebesthair November 20, 2016
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Choke and Smoke

When you stick your erected penis into the breathing stoma of a long time smoker. Doing this repeatedly choking the person to death through their hole in the neck. Very effective area to nut.
I pulled a choke and smoke on my grandma at the family reunion.
by 69420_getchokeandsmokefamous October 11, 2019
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smoke and snooze

The opposite of wake and bake.

Smoking weed and then going to bed.
I couldn't sleep, so I decided to do a smoke and snooze, I passed right out.
by JMW92 August 20, 2013
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Turtle smoke

The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.
JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...
by LalaGG June 23, 2016
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