a random girl who lives in salford and orders a happy meal, diet coke, and a mayo chicken with no mayo and no lettuce from maccies daily
by badman10101001 February 17, 2020
Get the jess horton mug.Hey um let's see I'll just describe myself jesse to me is a male whitch thinks the world is boring and stupid but you have a lot of friends to help you out with that boredom and you fantasize of stuff that will never happen you wish a lot for your family and yourself you wish this world was a little more fun with super powers and stuff like that cause to you this world is boring you also like anime you're a pretty averge person averge in everthing math science and reading or whatever you want to call it and you just want to have fun in your life
Jesse is average and very bored person
by Averge February 20, 2020
Get the Jesse mug.Jesse is a sweet person, he secretly dates girls so he won’t look gay in front of other boys who he loves/like. Jesse can be a bitch sometimes to others who get in his way. Only reason why a Jesse turned gay cause his dick was too small for the woman/girls. A Jesse is usually a Hispanic name like Jesse De La Toress
by JesseGUzMan February 21, 2020
Get the Jesse mug.This special human being can be seen as one of the best strikers in lions football club history. Give him the ball and witness greatness like never before.
Furthermore, it is a cocky annoying human who thinks it can mess about with anyone and do what it wants without getting hit and then gets scared.
Lastly, a Jesse is a massive simp to the female race and is a massive playboy.
Furthermore, it is a cocky annoying human who thinks it can mess about with anyone and do what it wants without getting hit and then gets scared.
Lastly, a Jesse is a massive simp to the female race and is a massive playboy.
Yesterday I saw a Jesse el huevon play a game of 5-a-side and it was the most amazing moment of my life.
by Simpinggod March 11, 2020
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by Cutie_twins March 14, 2020
Get the jesse mug.Jess is generally short for Jessie. To be a Jess is to be true to ones self through and through. He is generally a creative type and has that spark that is exhibited in no other. Generally he has many walls put up and tends to avoid conflict but if you teach him that he can trust you, you will never regret it. Once he lets you in he is the sweetest person. His platonic love is shown more than his romantic love but both are stronger than Hercules himself. He lives off of sarcasm and has a twenty page list of movies you MUST see. He listens to all types of music and will bombard you with recommendations. If you hurt him he will forgive you, his breaking point is too far. He will leave if he has too but only as a last resort. When one pushes him in this way he is colder than the dark side of Mercury. Never do this to him because despite the calm and collected outside, he just wants someone that won’t leave. If you have a Jess you are one of the luckiest people on earth.
Yeah I’m going to go check of Jess, he’s in a funk cause he has to leave his best friend.
What song are you listening to?
Oh, Jess recommenced it. Isn’t it a bop?
What song are you listening to?
Oh, Jess recommenced it. Isn’t it a bop?
by Unicornboi May 6, 2020
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