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number monkey

student at Carnegie Mellon University Tepper School of Business that is unable to communicate socially but is able to calculate the fifth, or any other derivative, in their head on a variety of complex polynomials
Top Consulting Firm Partner: I can't believe that the number monkey I interviewed today was able to explain Fermat's Theorem, but was unable to hold an intelligent conversation on anything unrelated to math.
by Number Monkey May 26, 2006
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number 1 point 5

somewhere between a number 1 and a number 2, often the after effect of a rather spicy curry
'that was a well nice vindaloo last night, ive been unleashing one point fives all morning though'
by vicky bailey May 1, 2004
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numb-chuck

the man that you are going to give a blowjob to must eat 10 mentholated sucrets and wait about 30-45 minute
after the wait you may give him a blow job
the sperm was effected by the sucrets and made num so once hitting you mouth it will make you tounge numb and send a tingly sensation throughout the mouth
hope you enjoy!!!
dude last night Tommy took his moms mentholated sucrets and gave me the best time of my life/ best blow job ever!!!! he likes to call it a
numb-chuck!
by londonbridgesfallingdown February 7, 2009
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number 6

when one takes a shit/diarrhea in their bed.
After McKenzie questioned the smell of the room, Colleen confessed to a nasty bout of number 6.
by evan price September 3, 2006
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take a number

the reply you get when you try to pick up a chick and she doesn't dig you at all.

means: before i do you, i'd do a whole bunch of others.

short for: "take a umber and wait. forever!"
Guy: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Take a number."
by houdini October 14, 2004
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numbage

Numbage means to make up a word to create an attractive username on Fortnite; however, it does not work and everyone thinks that you are an idiot that doesn't know how to spell. However, there is a significant chance that you will become a semi-pro at Fortnite.
He is so much of a clout chaser, he is the living embodiment of numbage.
by numbage sucks January 17, 2020
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