dragon food

Chocolates bought for one's better half in order to smooth over a situation.

"I came in wasted last night, pissed the bed. Better get to the garage for some dragon food"

by Lewis1983 May 31, 2005

fender food

The indefinable gooey mess mess that sometimes appears on the front of your car - usually road kill, kangeroos, dingos, badgers, really really big insects etc but occassionally remenants might contain a tiny gloved hand, dog collar or leg iron..

"Step to the front of the vehicle please, could you explain this fender food please, Sir?"

"Er.. a dog?"

"Wearing a wristwatch?"

"Haha er.. god made me do it!"

by footfarmer September 24, 2005

Convenience Food

Convenience food is Fast food, when you're doing your IGCSE's

Write 150-200 words about cooking and convenience food

by AnimeTiddies69Boss May 09, 2018

Food Pervert

Someone who gets kinky with their food. likes to spice it up, PAST the norm. some maple syrup on my turkey bagel sandwhich, if you know what i mean.

the ocassional dressing mixture isnt perverted enough.

FOOD PERVERT; bacon maple bars, from VooDoo Dounuts, Ketchup tossed salads, carrots dipped in chocolate, peanut butter lettuce cheese and ham sandwhich, ect.
all add maple syrup.

by Rachtita February 05, 2010

struggle food

Ramen noodles and kool aid

I'm low on money, the only thing i have is struggle food. To keep me well fed.

by Mrjake2u August 29, 2017

monkey food

Cocaine. Refers to the experiment where Monkeys were given a choice between actual food or cocaine. Turns out the Monkeys always chose the cocaine. In another experiment, Monkeys could push a button and receive cocaine. The monkeys would repeatedly push the button for more cocaine "Monkey Food".

Gimme more monkey food! Are you monkeying around tonight? Where is Monkey Boy? Got Monkey Food?

by Mike B White January 19, 2007

Angel Food

Homosexual male pilot currently serving in the Air Force

Bob: Dude our gaybaby joined the Air Force!
Jim: What a total piece of Angel Food!

by SwagSniffer August 02, 2014