easter massacre

after Easter when you eat a bunch of chocolate Easter bunnies and the shame that follows.

Just had an easter massacre and felt horrible about myself. Those bunnies didn't know what hit them.

by thevaticancity April 12, 2023

neek beneth g massari

native arabic tounge for the quote "FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY"

NEEK BENETH G MASSARI IS A RULE I NEED TO LIVE LIFE BY

by Shaggy A's March 5, 2010

Pumpkin Spice Massage

A type of massage that only trendy assholes have done.

See that Hipster? He just came back from getting a Pumpkin Spice Massage.

by andyiskindofcool November 26, 2014

St Valentine's Day Massacre

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929

b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day

Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.

by Sexydimma December 8, 2014

san quentin massage

Anal penetration. Good old prison rape.

Person 1: Damn. That Waleed Ahmed got sentenced 10 years at San Quentin, yo.
Person 2: Shiiit. That boy gonna get the San Quentin massage, brah.

by bramchari June 4, 2017

Australian Face Massage

A punch in the face. To give someone an Australian face massage is to punch them in the face.

“If he’s not careful he’s going to be getting an Australian face massage”

by littlechef69 January 3, 2019

sending a message

The action of using non-verbal techniques to powerfully communicate or impart an idea to another party.

Ryan’s 6 months were long up. He owed big money to the local residing MC, and too much time had passed.
Jackson was the newest prospect in the Storm Riders, and these men wanted to see if the new kid had what it took to ride with them. John, the Enforcer, stepped up to Jackson for some final words of advice.
“Here you go, kid. .357 Sig P226, with 2 mags on the side. You’ll have enough to wipe out the lying fucker and collect that shiny new bike he keeps hidden in that shithole garage of his. He’s been holding out on us, and we want our money back. Do it right, and we’ll call you brother next time we see you. You, son- today you’ve got a chance to prove yourself to our crew. And you’re gonna do it by sending a message.”

by Katanamaru July 12, 2019