Mask-Crack

When one wears their mask in much the same way a plumber wears his jeans so that the mask is below the nose.

Too many people are wearing their mask the way that teenagers wear their jeans, I'm seeing too much mask-crack.

by Mickeydee23 September 30, 2020

Maskness

"Maskness"
The irrational fascist enforcement of mask mandates and the subsequent emotional imbalance caused by those found to be in non compliance with local mask mandates. It is what Karen feels.

Karen went apeshit when John showed up at the store without a mask. She attacked him verbally and physically urging him to wear a mask. She went into full maskness.

by Reasonable Immortal October 1, 2020

Lecter Mask

Stretching the scrotal skin over a woman’s mouth and nose to simulate the Hannibal Lecter mask from the silence of the lambs movie

I found performing the Lecter Mask a challenge having lacking an amount of scrotal skin.

by J. Swartzkoff October 4, 2020

Mask ugly

When you see an attractive person in a public place, and then you realize that they are not wearing a mask, or are wearing a mask incorrectly.

Jack. Did you get the milk from the store? Brian: I did, saw a fine lady, but she was mask ugly, had it down around her chin the whole time she was in the store. People were hacking and coughing around her too, not enough sense to put her mask on. Really sad.

by H.R Broussard. October 9, 2020

Mask Masochist

An individual or individuals who get pleasure, often sexual, in shaming others for not wearing a cloth cover over their nose and mouth.

On the park trail earlier today, I came across a vitriolic mask masochist named Karen who felt the need to shame me for not being mentally ill like her.

by Mask McMaskerson October 12, 2020

Mask Troll

Noun: A person who looks hot with their mask on, but when they take it off you realize they are not.

Verb: When a person makes you think they were hot, but you realize they trolled you when they take their mask off.

I was gonna ask Susie to come home with me, but when she took her mask off, I realized she was a mask troll.

I saw this hot girl at the bar, but I realized I got mask trolled when she took off her mask.

by Ruffdaddey1 October 18, 2020

norwegian gas mask

When you plug the drain in a hotel and shit in the shower

There's an Norwegian gas mask in my room

by Coclsucker420 April 3, 2017