Meatyfruit

1. A banana wrapped in bacon. 2. A shorter name for a Fat homosexual.

Ie. Alex Thorne is a Meatyfruit...

by Meatyfruit February 5, 2010

Meat Milk

Male Ejaculation; sperm

Yeah I drank meat milk as a baby cause i think i was allergic to breast milk...

by Balls Richter January 14, 2009

Meat Jockey

a woman who prefers it on top during sex, where as she can resemble the up and down motions of a jockey in a horse race.

I bet that girl at the bar is a real meat jockey!

by ChaanaS June 13, 2011

Meat chunks with big dunks

When a guy with a HUGE cock throws up on his dick and then his girl gives him long sessions of deep throat. After this is done the guy drinks a glass of milk and spits it in his girl's mouth, he then proceeds to force his dick in her mouth.

"Me and my girl just experimented with 'Meat chunks with big dunks'."

by Jacksonson42 March 1, 2018

Tiny Meat Gang

A group of people with small cuts of meat.

Look at the group of people and that blond headed person with there small cuts of meat, they make a radical tiny meat gang

by Boo nee noo nee October 4, 2018

textbook my meat

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

by TomBB January 11, 2009

meat skid

When a man attempts to have sex, but fails to because he is unable to ejaculate. Usually happens because the man has recently masturbated.

Not knowing he'd get lucky at the upcoming party, Ned masturbated a half-hour before. He ended up suffering a quite embarrassing meat skid.

by Reppin' Latvia September 24, 2009