Matthew is a gambling addict that cant put the cards down and is constantly fishing for chicks that hate him and will never get with him because of all of his issues
by titty gobbler January 2, 2022
Get the Matthew mug.A fatty mc fat fat son, or shortened to fatneek, this nibba doesn't have a brain and has a iq of 2 and a slower reaction time than a sloth, I swear to god this guy loves eating shit for breakfast because he's breath stinks of ass cheeks. Matthews teeth has a gap larger than your mother, so pretty fucking big. Sucks at every game (mostly valorant), farts on people for fun and his hair cut is clapped as fuck holy jesus. Matthew also loves jerking off to loli hentai.
by Chicken nugget boi February 8, 2022
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by lean luvr February 9, 2022
Get the Matthew mug.A Matthew is definitely a unique creature. They are generally very tall and think they are the MASTER of everything when I’m reality their not. Matthews are the slowest things in existence slower then the Toyota Prius. Matthew’s are actually very similar to snails. They move very slowly and take forever to get ready especially takes forever to get out of the car. Being named Matthew means that you also suffer from a unique sleep schedule, almost similar to the way a hamspter sleeps, never on a set sleep scheldue, awake at random times (mostly late night hours 😉) , even goes the extra step to bring a blanket to sleep in school. Lastly, being named Matthew means that you snap every girl within a 100 mile radius of where you live.
by Lamboman18 February 12, 2022
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Get the Matthew mug.Matthew is a name of a guy usually with dirty blonde or brunette hair. He is one of the most sweetest boys you’ll ever meet I’m telling you. He will flip your whole world around just like that, he can sometimes have an attitude but most times he is super funny and you may call him annoying because of the way he talks so much but that’s how matthews are right? Always ready to express themselves. Matthews are very kind, supportive, cute, attractive, and hot. He is usually late for school most days, although that can’t ever stop you from looking at him.
Girl one: damn shit that guys hot?
Girl two: that’s the guy in my class
who’s always late.
Girl one: probably a Matthew.
Girl two: that’s the guy in my class
who’s always late.
Girl one: probably a Matthew.
by Cutest mfff alive February 14, 2022
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Person 2: Oh his name's Matthew. He's not that great.
Person 1: Yeah just his name says a lot about him.
Person 2: Oh his name's Matthew. He's not that great.
Person 1: Yeah just his name says a lot about him.
by tetrislover February 16, 2022
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