Matt Donavon

A rat.

Someone: Have you seen Matt Donavon?
A very wise person: You mean Ratty Matty?

by Urgirlmia March 20, 2022

Matt Sgritta

A woman in STEM

Matt Sgritta the woman engineer

by sanfraxec April 25, 2022

Matt Maltese

Matt Maltese is a British musician with an angelic voice. He is mainly known for his trending song "As the world caves in" on Tiktok, but there's so much more to his discography. He has 3 albums and my personal favourite& his actual masterpiece is "Bad contestant". Every live performance of him is amazing and I don't think he is able to make one bad song. Also, his voice is unbelievable.

So, if you listen to Matt Maltese, you're probably really cool and have wonderful taste. If you don't, it's never too late to start. Whichever one you are, don't hesitate to follow my account matt_maltese_fanpage on instagram.😋

hottie: Hey, you are really pretty. Do you by any chance listen to Matt Maltese?
random ugly person: Matt??Maltese??? No he sucks. And his shaved head looks like an egg.
hottie: HIS SHAVED HEAD IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER. But nvm yo a#s ugly as he#l🤙

by zont.zo.it. June 30, 2022

Matt-Lynch

someone who spends far to long on their hair and worried about what they look like to much, sometimes described as metrosexual, they are the downfall of old school men

hey look at them lads, blatent matt-lynch's

by Chris "king shoey" Johnson October 17, 2008

Matt Wilhelm

The best flatlander in the world in my opinion. Has won two year end Champion titles, 3 X-games medals, Fox's "30 seconds to fame" $25,000 grand prize, Silver medal in the World Championship, and many more awards. he made a dvd called "ground rules." His tricks include spinning on front and back wheels, scuffing, and of course his Signature "No-Handed Time Machine."

i bought this dvd called ground rules made by matt wilhelm and now i can do a tailwhip on my bike.

by Carati June 11, 2006

Matt hit

A Matt his is when a person (preferably redheaded) inhales the stale, foul tasting smoke from the ash left over in a bowl of marijuana. Commonly refered to as a cashed bowl, the matt hit is a desperate attempt to get one last hit, frequently causing ash to enter your mouth if your unfortunate enough to not have a screen.

"You want the Matt hit?"
"No thanks, it tastes nasty."
"Sure?"
"Yeah, I don't want to burn my throat."

by no juice October 18, 2008

Matt Evans

Sickest awsomest Man Alive!

Thats so cool. Not as cool as Matt Evans!

by FiddleMan October 20, 2008