Bastard Licker

Somewhat resembling a douche bag, a bastard licker is not fit to lick a bastard's ass.

A man of low character.

Someone you couldnt take home to mommy.

Someone you would stop your friends from making out with.

He is with his girlfriend checking out that girls ass.. what a Bastard Licker!

by Fatty Bubbles July 20, 2009

Chicken lickin' road

A Chicken Lickin' Road, or CLR is a 6'7" Chicken that has been spotted by a Chicken Hauler, Can not Name Names.This 6'7" chicken has some kind of mutation and is colored like a woods duck. It is said to head out into the lanes of Interstate 90 exit 35,Harborcreek Exit. It is said that the Mutated chicken licks the roadway and that a Chicken Hauler seen the giant bird and hit the Jake and trailer brakes and jack knifed that night!

Their was a 6" 7' "chicken lickin' road" standing on I 90.

by Chicken Haulers friend January 19, 2010

took a lickin'

1. He took a lickin' means that he really got beat up by someone else.

2. He had the shyte kicked outta him.

3. Mark Twain like words meaning that someone was beat with a razor strap, or belt.

2. After they got done with him, he could hardly stand because the beat him nearly to death.

3. Huck Finn said: "Tom if you don't gitt that done your Aunts be liable to make ya took a lickin'!"

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010

Licking Out

When a man performs oral sex on a woman

Johnny likes licking out Ellie

by elefriend May 13, 2011

rim lick

to rim lick: when someone puts their legs behind their head and someone else licks their fanny.

bob likes to rim lick me every night but it hurts my neck, so he only gets to do that once a week.

by Bob's Girlfriend April 22, 2007

Lick a slut

An annual day where lonely desperate men can lick a females cunt for $3

"Lick a slut for me dude"

"Lick a slut day is the best day ever"

by Cuntina July 13, 2009

lick buddies

when two people agree that they just want to lick each other alot. Suck, lick, and all associated sucking and licking events. You spend alot of time at her apartment licking her pussy, and from time to time, she gives you head. Later, you go downstairs to the coffee shop.

Are you two fuckbuddies? No, we just lick buddies, we havent became fuck buddies yet. We just lay around and suck each other off. Every now and again, she cums on my face...we're lick buddies.

by comeandgetsome August 4, 2009