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John Lewis Teaspoon

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"

Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"

Or

Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"

Person 2 "EEEEEK"
by 969-696 February 19, 2024
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lewis: malaga version

a boy with uncanny amounts of testosterone who is passionate about darts at pob and his most prized durag. caught whizzing round on a bike in the late hours in Torremolinos and made popular for his reactions to countless mugshots being taken of him
lewis: malaga version: "mate what you fuckin doing mate i dont want you fucking kiwi i just wanted to go pob for some darts
by Bigger than average dog February 28, 2024
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Pulling a Lewy

The incessant health issues of a work collegue that may consist of either no sickenss at all or being moments from death.
Really, Johnno's not "Pulling a Lewy" again is he?
by Grantos Wallacia March 17, 2024
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Lewis Armstrong

A little anime nerd who gets 0 hoes and is a little ginger nonce
Oh look it's the little anime nerd Lewis Armstrong
by anonymous March 23, 2024
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Lewis Stewart

Lewis is a strong and manly man who worships all men. He can be very sexual to people of the male variety. He is often quiet but when he isn’t he can found screaming lyrics to any song.
by Loshi426 July 18, 2022
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A Lewis Poon

A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’
No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)
by Simon News1 July 20, 2022
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Will Lewis

A man who thinks he is solid but has 1000 belly rolls that cover his penis. He is incapable of walking due to his saggy boobs dragging along the floor.
by FenrisLoser July 22, 2022
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