A fucking legend of a lad who gets all the chicks and goes great in life, he also has a monster dick that never fails to impress the ladies
I was with lewy the other day and he is such a great guy and don’t let me start telling you about his monster cock
by Lewy! November 25, 2021
Get the Lewy mug.Lewis’ are very talented in many sports, particularly football. Lewis is also liked by many girls, but he only ever wants one. Lewis has many friends who always have his back. Lewis can be cheeky at times, and can make lots of people laugh. Lewis doesn’t really like school, he only enjoys when he gets to play football at school. Overall, Lewis can be kind but is very funny aswell.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Lewis over there?
Person 2: Yeah, hes so good at football.
Person 1: I know right, and he is so pretty.
Person 2: Yeah, hes so good at football.
Person 1: I know right, and he is so pretty.
by 123boys November 25, 2021
Get the Lewis mug.Tall man with under average dinky and flirts with gurls only to pussy out and move on to the next girl
by anonymous November 29, 2021
Get the Lewis mug.by Kluke012 November 30, 2021
Get the Lewis mug.The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket
by 969-696 February 16, 2024
Get the John Lewis Teaspoon mug.The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
by 969-696 February 19, 2024
Get the John Lewis Teaspoon mug.a boy with uncanny amounts of testosterone who is passionate about darts at pob and his most prized durag. caught whizzing round on a bike in the late hours in Torremolinos and made popular for his reactions to countless mugshots being taken of him
lewis: malaga version: "mate what you fuckin doing mate i dont want you fucking kiwi i just wanted to go pob for some darts
by Bigger than average dog February 28, 2024
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