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shit-kitty

dog shit that has fungus which has turned white and becomes furry in appearance, causing it to resemble a kitten.
Is that a kitten on the ground?
No, its just a shit-kitty.
shit-kitty by Burke July 29, 2005

the kitty is getting fatter 

A phrase used to describe almost any situation where something is growing or increasing in size, depth, shape, weight, or awesomeness. It can also be used instead of "the plot thickens" or "this looks bad".

First heard on "Frat Party At The Pancake Festival" DVD, Phoenix (of Linkin Park fame) held up a tip jar and said, "It's getting fatter, the kitty is getting fatter!", referring to the exponential increase of spare change as time went on.
1. "So I checked my bank account. I now have almost $500! The kitty is getting fatter!"

2. "So I'm almost done redecorating my room. I got new curtains and hung up some Christmas lights." "Wow, the kitty is getting fatter."

3. "...so it turns out, Stacey thought she slept with Mike, but she actually slept with his brother, who was passed out in Mike's room." "Holy shit." "But that's not all..." "The kitty is getting fatter?!"

Happiness is a purring kitty.

A paraphrase of a Charles Schulz quote. One his Peanuts was hugging Snoopy and the dialogue bubble above them said, "Happiness is a warm puppy." The paraphrase refers to the soothing feeling and pure joy one receives when he listens to his cat's purr, knowing that the cat is happy and his experiencing the bond between cat and owner.
I hugged my cat and thought, "Ah, happiness is a purring kitty."

awesome kitty possem 

created by Gabi T. and Emily L.
1. really super cool
2. greatest thing possable
Emily that was so awesome kitty possem when you threw Amberlynn in the mud and she cryed!!!

carpet kitty 

"That's a bad carpet kitty, bad!"

boo boo kitty 

Affectionate pet name for your significant other

Space Ghost's cat
"Oh I miss you boo boo kitty."

"Oh I love you boo boo kitty."

"Oh, I'm so sorry I slept with your best friend boo boo kitty."